Feds Bust Beastiality Ring
"Mamma Moo" and "Papa Porker"
Reprinted from The Hick Arrives
SARASOTA, Fla. (AP) — Federal agents arrested 10 people and turned over 24 animals to Animal Protective Services on Saturday in a raid of a farmhouse used to make pornographic movies.
“This was a big one,” said Agent Barry Scraper, “after $3 million spent over the last 12 months and many long, hard, sleepless nights, we were finally able to nab these 10 menaces to our society. The world is definitely a safer place now, for both man and animal.”
Scraper said most of the 24 animals found at the farmhouse in rural Sarasota off I-75 were cattle. “We rescued about 19 head of cattle, four calves and one dog from the facility,” said Scraper. “It just makes you sick when children of any species get wrapped up in this whole, disgusting thing.”
In addition to recovering boxes of recorded Super HD-DVDs and Ultra-Giga DVCAM equipment, authorities also confiscated two computers, a digital camera and an obsolete iPod that were onsite.
Arrested and facing charges in the ring are Jennifer Jackaz, a.k.a. Mamma Moo, 22, of Tampa; Adam Bombs a.k.a Papa Porker, 40, of Sarasota; Jock Hurley a.k.a. Jocko Hurley, 24, of Naples, and seven Hispanic immigrants whose names you wouldn’t distinguish from other immigrants names anyway.
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