Meet Rufus
New sheriff in town
Howdy pardners! Rufus sure hopes you enjoy readin’ the crap that come out of my brain which come out of my life which comes out of my surroundin’s. Rufus is not intrinsically anything, he’s simply a product of his environment. And since I suffer from what doctors don’t call an acute case of permanent Stockholm Syndrome, Rufus is devoted to his surroundings, his environment, the thing that’s held his mind hostage for lo so many years: Nebraska.
Sure, Rufus did escape and see a place here and there, but these places only made his anger grow like a mosquito after a thunderstorm. Angry of their ignorance to the state that made Rufus the man he is today.
Some people are patriots: Rufus is a Stateriot, as you’ll find out on this site. He likes guns, Husker football, and anything that ain’t nailed down.
Not a very good wrestler, though, as his rival N8dawg (creator of my logo) proved one day.
It’s a day Rufus would like to forget, which is why I keep showing it.
So kick back, relax and put this site on your feed. It’s what any true American would do (or people who I will pretend are American for the sole purpose of increasing visitation).
