double negative (n.) Two bad things that happen to good people
demon worship (n.)
Rooting for Oklahoma football
meth lab (n.) an abandoned farmhouse, a barn or your house that is used to produce small quantities of the drug crystal methamphetamine. The structure eventually burns down in an expected mishap.
snipe (n.) a mythical creature of varied size often hunted with a beer, a shovel and a pellet gun (v.) to shoot a person’s ass with a pellet gun
sequin (n.) The order of events in which you put crappy, reflective dots on your clothes and transform yourself into an idiot
subterfuge (v.) double-flushing the toilet to make sure all traces of evidence are banished
