Over time, of course, the ethnic divide has narrowed as people of different national backgrounds have crossed boundaries to have babies. My father is of mainly English descent, my mother of mainly Irish descent. In a court of law, I can use this information for the basis for pretty much any insanity defense.
I can tell you the exact moment when I knew that my life wasn’t as great as I thought it was. I was walking three miles late at night through the mud, stopping every 5 minutes or so to suck on a pipe filled with ditchweed, praying to feel even the slightest of highs to get me through the night.
Owning a house, whether it was handed down to you or picked up on your own, is the biggest factor of what separates the poor from the poorest. It doesn’t even have to be a nice house; it just needs to be your house.
Here’s why the war on drugs doesn’t work: Drug-ful America is a rocky, mountainous terrain. You’ve been told for 25+ years that law enforcement is fighting one big war, but the fact is, they’re fighting millions of small ones – and it’s a losing fight. Remind you of any wars you know?
Snipe hunting, like cow tipping, is merely a premeditated attempt to make a complete fool of someone. The rules for the snipe hunt are a little more flexible than that of the cow tip. The only key ingredients of a successful snipe hunt are a flashlight, beer, a gunny sack and a sucker. The story you use to convince a person to go on a snipe hunt can read like a Mad Lib.
I think it’s really too bad that tobacco companies can’t sell their products to kids. I mean, we should let the market decide whether cigarettes are healthy or not, right?
