My worst bathroom experience of all time happened at Rufus’s high school, Cow Pie High.
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Over time, of course, the ethnic divide has narrowed as people of different national backgrounds have crossed boundaries to have babies. My father is of mainly English descent, my mother of mainly Irish descent. In a court of law, I can use this information for the basis for pretty much any insanity defense. Owning a house, whether it was handed down to you or picked up on your own, is the biggest factor of what separates the poor from the poorest. It doesn’t even have to be a nice house; it just needs to be your house. Snipe hunting, like cow tipping, is merely a premeditated attempt to make a complete fool of someone. The rules for the snipe hunt are a little more flexible than that of the cow tip. The only key ingredients of a successful snipe hunt are a flashlight, beer, a gunny sack and a sucker. The story you use to convince a person to go on a snipe hunt can read like a Mad Lib. The reason some stinks are so memorable is because they’re from Satan and unholy as all Hell. Strangely enough, we don’t want the scent of a rotting animal associated with us. So, we are masters of the toilet subterfuge. Kristi L. Jackaz, 52, of Tampa, Florida, died unexpectedly Sunday, March 9, 2014, of an apparent suicide at her home. |
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