Just because a person’s fat doesn’t mean he or she doesn’t like or want sex. Quite the contrary. Despite the extra humanity and no Midwestern good looks, an overweight person is still human and desires sex, even if they’re from the Midwest where most sex is illegal.
My rasslin’ career was cut short when tragedy struck me in the 8th grade: Rufus discovered that I wasn’t any good at rasslin’ and hated it anyway.
Let’s get this out of the way up-front: The people of the Midwest ain’t known for their looks. But you want sex? All you have to do is ask, and it might be quick and painless depending on how much booze we’ve consumed before the act.
