If I lived in a big city, Rufus wouldn’t want Nebraskans driving around in it: We ain’t used to driving in traffic and we consider the speed limit more of a suggestion than anything legally binding.
There’s a quick quote Rufus would like to share with you. It’s from the gal whose firm used to represent the octuplet baby-maker. Rufus says used to because they’ve dropped their client, a woman with 14 kids who has no time to be her own PR representative – dropped her because they were getting death threats.
It’s definitely sad, brings a tear to your eye. Who knows what really causes it, whether it’s just a mental instability or environmental factors? I’d like to put the blame on Barbie and her flowing locks. However it came to pass, there’s no debating the end result: Giving your child a rat tail is the most severe form of child abuse today.
If the baseball steroid controversy has taught Rufus anything, it’s that more people should be taking steroids, not less.
