Hugh S. Jackaz, 44, of Tampa, Florida, died unexpectedly at a restaurant in Assgrab, Texas, Thursday, March 9, 2006.
Rufus is not sure if anyone has ever died of a cholesterol overdose from an all-day meat bender, but if they had, they were obviously from out of town and trying to win a t-shirt as they were passing through.
The rare steak is the Russian Roulette of animal consumption (eating undercooked pork and chicken is just suicidal). Although a rare steak doesn’t quite give you that adrenaline rush of a 1-in-6 chance of blowing your brains out, it is awful tasty and potentially dangerous if a restaurant isn’t up to code.
