My worst bathroom experience of all time happened at Rufus’s high school, Cow Pie High.
The reason some stinks are so memorable is because they’re from Satan and unholy as all Hell. Strangely enough, we don’t want the scent of a rotting animal associated with us. So, we are masters of the toilet subterfuge.
Most outsiders look at us like we’re communicable and figure they will catch something if they come into contact with us. That just isn’t true some of the time.
